the connotation of the boxer juxtaposed with the connotation of me. Let me explain to you the power that was Jackie Cohen's. WebTwenty years later, John sets off to find Nick and revisit the day that changed the course of both their lives.CreditsHeavyweight is hosted and produced by Jonathan Goldstein.This The second waitress, Callie Roach, was 23 with super-short hair. The sun beat down from a cloudless sky, asphalt softening beneath our feet. asks the weirdest questions. Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy and Cookie Statement and Your California Privacy Rights. "Hi, bye" friends? The car sputtered as I shifted into park and the sagging tailpipe, which I'd had to bind to the cars undercarriage with electrical tape, coughed a cloud of noxious exhaust. Look at them looking at us. An example from Mike Albo's short story, "The Underminer." And second of all-- dirty. Goldstein gets his friend Gregor to reconnect with Gregors long-lost It read, "Your obligations to your father, the party of the first part, are considerable. Did she ever mention my name? You know, when you and Carl were going out, I never really understood why you liked him. in the head with a brick. Look at-- can you believe that? Goldstein has worked on radio programs and podcasts such as Heavyweight, This American Life, and WireTap. But now I totally do. Even the other waitress working on Wednesday, Natalie, who does not have an aloof bone in her body, was getting 20% and more from every table. joke. It's $300, but he's actually paying me to live there forever. The New Yorker may earn a portion of sales from products that are purchased through our site as part of our Affiliate Partnerships with retailers. As I pulled into the driveway, he was busy watering birds of paradise in his front yard, sturdy orange flowers that he'd cultivated, to his constant astonishment, from a bed of drab gravel. If I could go back in time and tell the young Jonathan Goldstein that one day he would be friends with the most popular girl at Western Laval Junior High, that young Jonathan Goldstein, taking in the utter absurdity of such a proposition, would laugh convulsively until his nose produced mucus and his eyeglasses needed adjusting. To revisit this article, select My Account, thenView saved stories, To revisit this article, visit My Profile, then View saved stories. But that was a lot to explain to a salesman, especially on the cusp of a deal that would change my life. It's This American Life. meddling therapist. One of them is like-- she's the mean one. "I said he'd call, didn't I?". In that act, Jonathan Goldstein interrogates the girls, now grown up, who terrorized him and his classmates years ago in school, and finds that they can be just as scary as ever. The episode about things like dogs chasing them, and about his mother opening the Small, wonderful food that is also very cheap. humiliating yourself, but for the first time youre doing that with a Please check the corresponding audio before quoting in print. The actor Josh Hamilton read it for us. The second we entered, salespeople sensing prey rose from their desks and converged. And Jackie said, no, don't go talk to him. I'll never forget the exhilarated look on his face as he ran back to our locker bank to tell me that, while Jackie Cohen had turned him down, she did say that they could be "hi, bye" friends. So great was her authority than in grade seven, my best friend, Robert Ceolic wore a three-piece suit to school with the intention of asking her out for souvlaki. season, he didnt know if hed be up for bringing strangers that kind of As musicians we draw influences from so many different areas and I find personally, I am most moved by the simplicity of a beautiful melody, she said. I just realized there's a little bit more to life. I asked Jackie Cohen if she remembered calling me dirty and new to Marie-Claude. she laughs that a local restaurant reviewer referred to in the paper as a "waif-tress." Take the whole story of Robert Ceolic asking her out in junior high. I am totally hanging out with Tobey Maguire and Reese and Ryan and David Blaine. My excitement was indistinguishable from panic. Frankly, I need the sales points more than I need the money, and if we can lock up this deal pronto, it'll be worth my while, and of course worth yours.". They'd tell her what to say. So I'm pretty happy about it. Well, that's too bad. Then the whole petty endeavor depressed me, and I thought, is this what we are to each other? unsentimental. By the end of the week, however, my pants were sagging. When I bring all this up with Jackie, I realize that only the zebra would do a story like this. The program featured stories told over the phone. And she's just like, I can't do this anymore. All of those red wines will go good with what you're getting, quite honestly. That's right. What'd you think of that? Editing by Alex Blumberg & Peter Ad Choices. My father promised that when the call finally came, John would apologize for being too hasty and lower the price. And if you don't fit that, then you get kicked out for a little while. You should try it. I had been going to that school since grade three. Dad shifted his weight to meet the man's gaze, his posture erect. So we continued to parry and thrust our way along. She'd been there four years, longer than anybody, knew the menu better, gave very quick service, and on the niceness scale, here's the word Troy uses to describe Amy. But you're just leaning against the locker. fondly of Dr. She chats. out of her sorority? At this point I started to get worried for Joshua. [2], Goldstein was born to Buzz and Dina Goldstein in Brooklyn, New York City, New York, where he spent the first four years of his life before the family moved to Montreal, Quebec, his mother's hometown. Act Four, Keeping It In the Family. In fact, for two years we were roommates, during which time she was a very nurturing figure in my life, cooking for me, taking care of the bills, and doing most if not all of the cleaning. Suck up to the teachers. My eyes tearing, I clenched my fists and I trembled. And then you get the hell out, while I pick up my children whom I got from having sex with my dentist husband in my big [BEEP] house. moment, Because its really about the pastIm going to get trippy To see your existence in the form of a bill gives all your loves and fears and struggles, the cumulative tumult of being human, about as much poignancy as a check for a cup of coffee. "I think he's basically an honest man," I mumbled. Lets head back, I Part of being one of the Four Blondes is that everybody does the same thing, shaves their legs every day, has a perfect matching outfit. Up until a year ago, they were roommates. Jonathan Goldstein is a partner in the Finance Section of the Corporate Department of Baker Botts. It was before the superlatives, and before there was a most attractive. the episode, they still possess voices and temperaments suited to out of her sorority. The Special Ed teacher in the room next to the bathroom came out and walked me back to my class. Yeah, he says he hasn't talked to you. I told Goldstein He hosted WireTap, which debuted in 2004 and ended in 2015. OK, remember the guy who I said, I'm always nice to him but he always tips the minimal. All the first drafts of the score were rejected because they werent funny enough, he added. It was $84 and I got a $13 tip. In two minutes, Troy has their whole story. "Let me handle this," he said. everything it had riled up in my own mind. At the end, we hear his mother Because there's always going to be the girls who are the most popular and that the guys look at the most, that get the friends because they're so pretty. No, he looks good. Two. It's a Funny Sunny Day? And I'm going to do something that could put my job on the line. Super helpful. And the only way to impress upon you, the party of the second part, the necessity of compensating him for the fiscal burdens he bore in your behalf is to make his sacrifices evident in the form of the following, recorded herein as a legal and binding document. My father sauntered toward the Fiat as I got out, peeking through the perpetually open window despite my attempt to block his view. Jonathan D. Goldstein is a Obstetrician-Gynecologist in Bay Shore, NY. it's a little bit of a lighter, brighter flavor. From 2000 to 2002 he was also a producer of the show. So let's see what kind of deal you can give me. Oh, you know that children's book I wrote really fast for no reason? Look at it. a megastar. She's always telling somebody what they can and can't do. Sure, you get a handful of customers like the guy Troy waited on at the bar, who you can nudge this way or that through force of personality, but it's just a few tables every shift. I think you miss the mean Jackie Cohen. Galit, in which Two times. I can't believe it. London-based Jonathan Goldstein, his wife, Hannah, and their child were flying to Italy on Sunday morning when their plane crashed in Simplon Pass and burst into flames, according to the UKs Mirror. My domestic role is confined to stuff like drinking Jim Beam and keeping her up past her bedtime with my impression of Robert De Niro and Edith Bunker doing the lobster scene from Annie Hall. frame made everything seem so much more containable, he said. Goldstein's work has been academically examined as representative of "the positioning of Jews and Canadians as potentially overlooked minorities in the late-twentieth- I'm really not interested. Since he hadn't kept tabs on the exact amounts he'd doled out over the years, expenditures were rounded off to the nearest dollar and labeled "Food," "Clothing," "Tuition," and "Incidentals." Like, I think Josh loves the fact that I pay that kind of attention to him. purpose.. But in an alluring way. Authorities said they then headed to Perugia, Italy, about 9 a.m. Sunday but crashed en route, according to the Mirror. In the pursuit of my mean popular girls scholarship, I knew I now had to talk with Maureen. I'll beat them at their own game. It's kind of like the Spice Girls. And I'll admit, I was one of those girls until the first time they kicked me out of their little group. His wife, a saxophonist who performed under the name Hannah Marcinowicz, had worked with the London Symphony Orchestra and Philharmonia Orchestra. I think your body looks good. ", Before I knew it, my father and I were ensconced in his white El Dorado, gliding with the frictionless speed of a dream toward a Toyota dealership in West Covina, whose ads he'd seen on TV. [14] Goldstein also co-authored Schmelvis: In Search of Elvis Presley's Jewish Roots [1] with Max Wallace, an account of a Hasidic Elvis impersonator and rabbi's quest to trace the Jewish roots of Elvis Presley. Listen, no one is on trial. You're afraid. Nowadays, Jackie Cohen and I are friends, good friends. No, you see, you wouldn't have even been that polite. Seeing me, she gave me this look-- not the withering look I'd grown accustomed to, but another look, a look then until then I'd only seen on the face of adults. Can I have a bit of your time to interview you? You're so crazy. This episode was also produced by Kalila Holt, Peter Bresnan, and Stevie Lane. One day passed. But it was too We did our experiment in the restaurant where Troy and Amy work, Lula Cafe in Chicago's Logan Square. It took me a second to realize he met the dealer's story, not the car itself. For a while, you worry that hes She was mean, she was popular. And she's just totally beaming, really happy. F: +1.212.259.2524. And we'd go to the bathroom-- a big part of the day, of course, was going to the bathroom. "Firstly, I'm an attorney. The popularist is this girl. Act Three, And What's Going On With You? That's what we were, we were the Four Blondes. [18], Goldstein married fellow radio producer Emily Condon in 2015, having been introduced by Sean Cole in 2013. I helped them figure out what food they wanted. That's my theory, is if they already think you're having a good time, why are they going to tip you for having fun? So what's going on with you? With gumption, empathy, and comic awkwardness, he A mean relative, however, is forever. Note: This American Life is produced for the ear and designed to be heard. And. In Lillie's class, the girls like that-- the popular ones-- had been her best friends. the non-boxer., In the first season, which came out last fall, the stories Yeah, who's so scared he won't even look at me. Oh, no, go ahead. Phone+1 646-714-6053. I can't believe this. Oh, you don't like that one. Narcissistic wound-- $75,000. Table five was her hardest table by far, very demanding. Goldstein's work has been academically examined as representative of "the positioning of Jews and Canadians as potentially overlooked minorities in the late-twentieth- and early twenty-first-century United States". She's a sweetheart. Wed had a great rewarding, without the dimension of the past taking your generosity and Today on our show, the allure of the mean friend, and what is so alluring about them in the first place, explained. Thanks to the owners of the Lula Cafe. It's normal. Dr. Goldstein is no slouch. Christian Merz, 63, said he saw two people rush toward the wreck in a desperate bid to help, but they were unable to get close because of the flames. Just say yes if you're afraid. He is a director and writer, known for Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Horrible Bosses (2011) and It was his, all right. I remember being impressed by the amount. You know what I mean? Act Two, Does Niceness Pay? I don't even have to leave home. [11], In 2002, Goldstein returned to Montreal and started work on several projects for CBC Radio One. And the more I talked to Callie and Troy and Amy and the rest of the staff, the more everyone agreed. We have this from Mike Albo. Goldsteins company won multiple awards for its advertisement scores for such heavyweights as Gillette, Volvo and Heineken. If you are able, we strongly encourage you to listen to the audio, which includes emotion and emphasis that's not on the page. Goldstein is engrossinga sharp, confident writer This meant that when they saw each other in the halls, they could nod to each other, hi and bye. And she said, in high school anyway, it's kind of like the laws of nature. Three. It means that when that guy went home later that night and hanged himself, that's the sound the rope made. And it hurts me. Oh, no, it's-- I just sort of fell into it. I'll call you when the car is ready.". Just the same, sometimes when I feel like it, I can see her through the eyes of my grade seven self. OK, first of all-- the new kid. And you know what? You're right? Gastroenterology Areas of Interest General Gastroenterology Primary Practice Location UofL Physicians - Gastroenterology Associates UofL Health - Medical Center East 3920 Dutchmans Lane, Suite 300 Louisville KY 40207 502-895-8970 Get Directions View All Locations Appointments Bio Locations & Contact Accepted therapist to help facilitate.) Several of these people March 21, 2010 10:59 AM Subscribe If you enjoy Jonathan Goldstein's contributions to This American Life or his And in this respect he was like thousands of people who'd grown up poor and endured the Depression, Jewish or not. Muzak faintly wafted from the showroom as the salesman swung the door open and walked inside. It was a look of profound pity. They're visiting from out of town, they seem to be falling in love, and they found this very non-touristy, out of the way place through careful research. He was happy, but I mean, he didn't know any better. Is the sky that unleashes a bolt of lightning into the forehead of a friendly woodsman mean? The car had probably been sold. noodge, makes something happen, gives us a laugh. That's OK. OK, let's do a little bit of role-playing, shall we? Stocky and balding, in a state of continual agitation, my father was also capable of a tenderness that seem to light him from within and that stirred me like daybreak stirs a bird. She didn't do what the other girls wanted at some party. In it, Goldstein, his wife, and their Oh, yeah. season, Gregor. In it, It's just really important to me. My agent's pretty happy about it. And yet, even taking into account the full force of my father's volatility, it seemed unlikely that my offer of $200 would result in him suing me for $2 million. the Thanksgiving weekend, when I listened to the whole first season, and You were the new kid, and I wanted to go over to talk to you. continuing to the next episode, so that I could keep thinking about When the writer, radio producer, and humorist Jonathan Goldstein set out Sometimes she'll be being mean to my sister. Just a year I'd purchased the car with money from a small inheritance left me by my mother, it fell apart with an almost vengeful rapidity. In 2001, Goldstein's debut novel, Lenny Bruce Is Dead, was published by Coach House Books. They were, a lot of them, over 20%. He's a regular guy that always sits there. Of course it doesn't always end in high school. In that act, we conduct a little scientific experiment on tape with hidden microphones about whether niceness can triumph and be rewarded in a normal business setting, a setting that will surely be familiar to you. Why pretend? see what Im dealing with here? . Goldstein has worked on radio programs and podcasts such as Heavyweight, This American Life, and WireTap. I just ran into Carl. Before we took a step, the salesman curtly thanked my father and walked away. when necessaryits not so much about confrontation as it is about They're pleasant, but that's it. relationship conversations, he told me, recording is helpful. I was shocked and insulted too, of course, not only because my father had made such a calculation but because my life could be added up or reduced to a single figure. "Well, Mr--? And we trudged across the lot toward his Caddy. Very good hair. Even if my father had been right after all, the salesman wouldn't have known where to reach him, what number to call. shows pleasing theme song, Sun in an Empty "I guess you didn't hear me," said my father. There's a pattern. There was this kid. And all of these people are tipping me below. I have no reason to lead you on.". EARWORM stories connected to his own life, branched out into some that came from This American Life is produced in collaboration with WBEZ Chicago and delivered to stations by PRX The Public Radio Exchange. And that's all Troy and I were seeing that first night. Like most of the staff, she's young-looking. And it totally-- I can't believe it. 2023 Cond Nast. whose radio show Wiretap aired on 535 E 70th St. New York, NY 10021. decades, but Goldstein manages to bring Buzz from his home, in Montreal, Exactly. These series kept the medium kicking and fresh, and kept me watching. Can you ask Josh if he's nervous with you right now? As we walked across the asphalt lot of the Toyota dealership, triangular plastic pendants rippled and snapped in the breeze. So if someone's smell was not to her taste, she would leave a note on their desk. Its like a microcosm of the show: Goldstein acts like an entertaining Brooklyn street corner in 1999, begins as a kind of sidewalk Griffin like in Tony Millionaires Maakies. I think about comics a lot, he This episode was produced by supervising producer Stevie Lane, and Mohini Madgavkar. Yeah. He'd made the offer on a day I'd come to visit him at his Spanish house in Hollywood, the house in which I'd grown up. enjoy its absurdity together. And they know that they can be mean to people and still be loved by everyone. "I made great tips. to discover that I was somehow south of Holyoke, back in Springfield. The Really? The lion could care less. becoming a zillionaire who seems to forget that you exist. 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Oh, I can't wait to see what table five tipped. powerful episode, a man who was seriously injured after being hit by a No, Jackie Cohen did not think she was mean in school. She'd count one, two, three, and then take her two index fingers and say, "Flip" and flip her hair back. It's not like the cheaply-made Barneys CO-OP stuff that you buy. Makeup always has to be perfect. She doesn't ask them how they are, or if they have any questions about the menu. I'm Ira Glass, back next week with more stories of This American Life. She acts like she's the boss of people. I got them to-go food. Well, some people like to be abused. On the fourth day, I steeled myself and asked him outright. Dad insisted that the deal was far from over. Each week on our program, of course, we bring choose some theme, and bring you a variety of different kinds of stories on that theme. North, heading northeast through Holyoke; minutes later, I was horrified When they ask her to recommend a wine, she swallows and tells them: You know what? "Mr. Cooper, I'm going to let you drive out of here for a mere $200 over the factory price. And I was so nice to them. (Its hilarious, and includes his mother singing The victory was a skinny man whose snug black suit lent him an eel-like iridescence. And she stood firmly behind her actions. "John," said my father, reading the salesman's name tag. letters found on a Weve only lived here about three months. We jokingly call it the "Millionaire's Club." You're here early. If it's done wrong, she says, friendliness not only will not pay, friendliness can cost you. Festival. the CBC for more than a decadeacts as a kind of social instigator and Then come on back. My son here-- I'm buying the boy a car-- doesn't need any bells or whistles. I'm just remembering a funny joke that Carl told me. Whenever I tried to make a connection, the machinery of cause and effect began to break down. The setup, Goldstein tracking down the actor who accidentally looks into the camera in the one-take film Russian Ark, pits Goldsteins search for answers and There's was the tough one, the cute one, the smart one. The material on this site may not be reproduced, distributed, transmitted, cached or otherwise used, except with the prior written permission of Cond Nast. Jonathan Goldstein Sometimes when I'm talking Oh, I wish you would have remembered. Act Three, And What's Going On with You? Use deodorant." Because I was so frustrated. Basic transportation would be just fine. And she was very attentive. For the second season, Goldstein, having pursued many of the available It was wild. Last week, I talked to Goldstein at a caf of sorts inside a deli near There, as here, He pointed a stubby finger at his chest. People hate me. His sensibility seems to As Maureen provided a rare behind-the-scenes glimpse of her thoughts and actions, Josh sat just a few inches from her, a microphone gripped in his sweaty nervous hands. Well, maybe I was dirty. No, I'm listening. Maybe he'd close the deal that very day before his mood changed, before I said something that would inadvertently set him off. It's so [BEEP] hot in this car. In 2007, he was nominated for an Ivor Novello Award for his score to Primo, a drama starring Anthony Sher and broadcast by HBO and the BBC. She made a mistake. Me she sees like an unwelcome dog turd that somebody's tracked in from outside. What had I done?) We all have our own little identity. I wanted to turn to my father and blurt, "Why would he lie? Jackie turned back around and I'd grit my teeth, vowing not to allow a single cough to escape my mouth. Oh my God, do you have my scarf? (Of his collegiate self on a trip to Jonathan Goldstein (born August 22, 1969) is an American-Canadian author, humorist and radio producer. And if it's a matter of not wanting to pay more than the factory price-- and who can blame you?-- I'd be happy to contribute the extra $200 myself." All right? The drive back to Los Angeles took a good 40 minutes. You know, Mr. "Hi, Bye." That's hilarious. ventures into peoples lives and tries to help them resolve things from Credits Heavyweight is hosted and produced by Jonathan Goldstein. told me. Who was I, he must have wondered, to have offered him money? He currently practices at Madonna Perinatal Services and is affiliated with Good Samaritan Hospital Medical Center. It's just sort of locked in. The most famous episode of Heavyweight is the second of the first Before he said "crap" or "bastard" to the dealer. That first waitress, Troy Morris, and one of the owners of the cafe, Lea Tshields, were in the band Tallulah. And she said she did. Plus: each Wednesday, exclusively for subscribers, the best books of the week. She was looking directly at me and she was pointing at me with her index finger. said. ", "I'm not buying it," my father said sternly. He nodded and forged ahead, his stride martial, his shoulders squared. But what happens in this part of the story takes place well before that. But go ahead, have fun. car four years ago meets A waitress in Chicago named Troy Morris was working a Friday night shift with another waitress, Amy Rigali. My father shot me a sidelong glance, as if to say, watch and learn. I felt compelled to explain to the salesman how my father had worked hard for everything he owned. I floundered when it came to the treacherous etiquette of negotiating a major sale, a feat which required-- it seemed to me-- a keen mistrust of one's fellow men, coupled with a barely sublimated bloodlust. His work encompassed a range of contemporary classical styles with orchestral, jazz, electro-acoustic and world influences.. Goldstein died in a light-plane crash in the Alps along with his wife and mother make her stop So I decided to confront these slanderous accusations at their source. I've got little hand-hickies. So nothing's going on with you? Skylarking Both men are in their eighties, and, as Goldstein puts it in So table two that just sat down-- normally, I would already have talked to them, but I'm making them wait a little while. Basically, a Bible that readers can finally, genuinely relate to. I was in the same school as them, evidently completely unnoticed, for three years. He spun on his heel and walked toward the glass door that led to the lot. Although my boyhood toilette was second to none, and although I was facially hairless, for some strange reason I gave off the distinct impression of having a 5 o'clock shadow all over my body. Before he hung up, he said, "And don't pester me anymore. I remember I went two weeks without wearing a skirt, and one of them called me and was like, you have to wear a skirt tomorrow. Nicely layered, kind of feathered. comic-within-a-comic, I mean I think it would be too strong to say that I love Maureen, but I love Maureen. I would forever remain a sucker, a rube. with natural comic timing. sort of like you go through your life embarrassing yourself and Dr. Goldstein completed a residency at Beth Israel Deaconess Med Ctr, Internal Medicine. I didn't ask to be born, I thought melodramatically. We would wire two waitresses with hidden microphones and then have them be super nice to half their tables and then cool, aloof, to the other half. Dr. Robert & Barbara Strashun. Goldstein is a member of the Public Radio Exchange editorial board. I thanked Dad in advance and told him that I didn't need whitewalls, an air conditioner, or a radio. But you'd think that there might be a place for somewhere, like, for instance, waitressing. My friends will even tell him, don't even look at her. The show is a useful reminder to push in our own relationships, attuned, yet startled when I suddenly became overcome with emotion at a WebJackie Cohen's third album, Pratfall is being released by Earth Libraries on September 23, 2022. I'd never catch on. Ladies and Gentlemen, Jonathan Goldstein! OK. Well, I just found out it's selling like crazy and can barely stay on the shelves. And you're going to come over to my house, which is the biggest house I've ever seen in my entire [BEEP] life, and you're going to say-- you see this, garbage? As the days wore on, my longing for the car grew dimmer, while my father's, no doubt, deepened-- my plan should have worked, that car should be ours-- thrusting him back to the deprivation he knew as a boy. WebJonathan W. Fazzino Associate Ann L. Fowler-Cruz Principal Meghan K. 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