Im still alive! He interacts with so many girls, you never know who may be eyeing him. By: Jared Goudsmit, Age 18 Description: Dean goes full populist in his bid for Class President. I mean, its not even for me. Its okay honey, we cant all be winners. Given the popularity of the Winnie the Pooh characters today it may seem hard to believe that they started out as bedtime stories for one little boy. (Pause, inner realization.) (turns to face the groom) I DO! I also compare myself to other girls, a lot. But it was not my fault or the poor linguinis fault. He died almost exactly two months after the wedding. (Storms offstage), Third Place Winner! I heard them talking about burying us tomorrow. The very concept is preposterous! If I may, I recommend you get the beef wellington! Eeyore's monologue. First Place Winner! Nothing inspirational about it. She says one of my strategies for dealing with emotionally difficult circumstances is avoidance. Mom, I WILL. Hed listen to disco and eat his maple ham sandwiches with the teacher, which made me sad. Oh fudgesicles. No pressure, right? By: Joy Seon, Age 12, Illinois, USA Description: A villain tries to persuade you that they are the good guy. Lila had her turn to live, and then she had her turn to melt. Music makes me happy. You could have one bad day and it could ruin everything. Everything makes sense now. There, we will rest together in peace, far beneath the cycles of the moon for all eternity. 1. I remember the way she laughed often and easily, her voice a chime of happiness. There is just something I need you to do for me, and my head is yours. Lunch? (The leprechaun goes back to his work making shoes and sings this song. Thats for them to ask you, just shut up and sit down, you silly human being. I really want to go outside. Hi. I will not hesitate to take it! Genre: Dramatic. I cant stand the sound of you complaining how hard school is for you, and how not getting an A is fine. By: Gracyn Eitel, Age 14 Description: A Look into my Mirror Genre: Dramatic. I mean, Ive gone most of my life knowing my father left and its all my fault(starts crying) yeah my mom thinks I need someone to talk to, but I say I can just power through. Until you realize youre alone. This is a Comma-free society. And so was the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that. First Place Winner! Seeing all of the stars and constellations, finding an underground party filled with bright lights and happy faces, seeing the world from a different perspective than I see during the day. I remember her telling me, right before she died, that she will always be with me, watching over me like the moon. Get back here! Ultimate Grand Supreme is still yours. Just a small helping, if you please? And why on earth is-oh, its in a cast. Well if you need any more reasons other than these that which I did just tell you, then I dont think the Walmart smiley face could get this job! I felt the disappointed glare of Arthur Miller. I wanna be your class president cause like prom sucked last year. He constantly runs away from you, scratches up everything you own, and attacks your face if you get too close. Now, cacao looks delicious from the outside, but boy, is it disgusting. First Place Winner! If he didnt want me before, hes not going to want me now. Look, I need to talk to you before I go. (pause) Alright, well, Ill give you the backstory. Heres a picture of him turning in the coin: 7. Maybe he needs a friend. The guards used to lock us in our dormitory at night and not show up again til the morning. Altair Name, One time, we pretended to be in Atlantis, beneath the sea. Even if you are born of certain parents, you dont have to turn out like them because you are different. (Grabs the paper and crumbles it up) Why is this so dang hard!!!! You are looking at me like Im some murderer. Bridge bombing? Okay, you want to hear about last night? (pause) I know you dont have to. But now its decided. Cmon brain, THINK! Winnie the Pooh When I started middle school, I was bullied for my fascination with insects. Jessie? And she was meowing like she was hungry, so I just gave her a tiny bit of food. I wonder who he is. I remember drinking chocolate milk while she drank coffee. Admit it, Im prettier than every single one of you. (sigh) Youre very pretty. I just got rid of those rats for you. See ya then! President, I need the money. You know, heroin will give you everything, but youve got to be prepared to give everything to heroinand I did. Thank you all for stopping in today. So, one day, when my parents were fighting, I didnt think it was anything unusual because my parents were always fighting. Third Place Winner! My life started a bit precariously, but I have been undeniably blessed. Its makes me a whole lot of chunky, with a side of smooth. A blanket of obscurity. Third Place Winner! Dear diary, A lot happened today, so get ready. Okay. Honey! You cant just sit around all day and wait for things to get better. I have a familyyes, its an evil crime family, but I also have a pet cat! Velicity and Xander are in college now and they have class today. We are only sixteen, so Mom thinks were too young, but one day itll happen. (Holding back tears.) You dont care, not enough to be sorry. Ill never accept my mothers apologies or my friends or strangers who just bump into me on the street. There should be a siren or something. With you. I'm the only one I had the overwhelming feeling that I didnt really know my mother at all. Its hard for me, you know? You know what chocolates made of? Got arrested again and it was rinse and repeat with juvey. I think of myself as more of an adventurer. There is no way shrimp could get their tiny little hands on the frying pan, and I dont think they have the brain capacity to know when rice is done cooking. When they finally arrived at the treehouse the last sister forced the rest of her sisters to do the renegade with her for TikTok but what they didnt know is that they were in a magical treehouse that didnt like TikToks so it made the girls shrink and they were sucked into the pop socket on one of the girls phone never to be seen again. Send someone over. Theo James! With a hefty happy appetite, IM SIXTEEN. Sur la place ci-dessous. Nope. On my seat! Do you know how hard scientists have to work in the real world? Oh, thats the end of our session? When I got my first iPhone, I spent days glued to the screen. The first store of the day. I just want to say to them, Look you little two-timing molded fruit cakes, I am NOT obsessed with celebrities! The truth is, I only in love with ONE! I always make friends on the farms, but once I get to know them, the harvest is over and my family needs to move to find more work. Im, Im just going to say it. I just want to go home, man. I looked around. New York always seemed nice too I guess, but now that Im here, theres too many people, and its crowded everywhere I go. You know what they say; if you cant handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen. (Winter. (A teen delivers a eulogy at a podium in a packed church. (Consider ending the monologue here or continue through the end with Claudia taking responsibility.) Now, I think I know the cure. He laughed and said he wouldnt believe it unless I made the worlds biggest loaf. I remember we would all l hold hands around the dinner table and pray. One night, I woke up in the middle of the night and went to the kitchen to get a glass of water. Genre: Dramatic, [Austerely] Those men who still have their living wits about them, listen well to what Im about to say. My spaceship also brought a small blimp to Venus. Go find a dogs butt to sniff! But losing him taught me that sometimes life is sad. Third Place Winner!By: Emma Morrill, Age 18, Michigan, USADescription: A girl addresses her bullying in a video she uploads for the world to see.Genre: Dramatic. Lets seelets see (looking around). Im scared to come home. Second Place Winner By: Karina Robles Leyva, Age 14, California, USA Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: Caroline writes a letter to an old friend. I can afford implantssee? What I mean to say is that I will do my best to find her a home as soon as possible. Its such a convincing werewolf, youd almost think its real! She didnt even notice until I was in math. You only have two pencils so you have to get it back or your mother will nag you for losing it and costing her a small fortune in school supplies. (pause) Okay. Thats why I was almost relieved when I was placed in regular math classes this year. Some girls call me a sell-out, but theyre just totally jealous. He's a hefty happy Pooh. Hello girls! Third Place Winner By: Payton V.P., Green Bay, Wisconsin, Age 17 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: Teen rejected by her guy finds comfort where least expectedfrom her mom. No one will ever care. I have a problem. You shouldnt be upset about not getting what you want, especially when what you want is so materialistic. For a start, look at me. It brings me back to when I lived in London, I suppose you can relate, cant you mate? And scene! He/she talks on a headset. I can talk. He has chronic negativism, low energy, and anhedonia. No, I have not. The tales of Christopher Robin and his menagerie of stuffed nursery companions were the bases for a set of children's verses that became the Winnie the Pooh books. If you were to choose to go back, back to when we were young, back to when your hopes were still present and your whole future lay ahead, would you do it? Oh, look who I just got an email from. Genre: Comedic. Third Place Winner! (falls dramatically to the floor) I thought you loved me. (beat) Stop saying Im the bad guy! Bit damp for Owl though. Second Place Winner! First Place Winner! Because Im Little Red Riding Hood? Description: A leprechaun outsmarts someone who has found his pot of gold. Please dont ask me what Im thinking, mom. Then theyre like Oh, you can just wear high heels which is great advice because I love wearing shoes that make my feet feel like theyre on fire. I love all the fun trips and traveling, and this loving and kind family, I just dont think a sixteen-year-old should be held to such high expectations. (stops moving) So, what happened? Pulls away to face the audience.). Others hide their pain and insecurities behind masks and barbs. Genre: Dramatic, (Actor kneels at the grave of his/her mother.). Some nights before going to bed, I would stand in front of my body length mirror and just poke and grab at my fat. Of course, I married him for his money! (Looks across the hall) Your room is very dark. No, you dont. Genre: Dramatic. I have dreams. But his best friend is a bear named Winnie the Pooh or Pooh for short. If I had grown up with the things you have now; the opportunities and resources that you take for granted, I would be miles ahead! I am never gonna let someone treat me like nothing and I dont even care if it was her first day! And I dont need that from you. Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic, (Speaking into a cell phone with great urgency.). For months I felt like a failure, and I couldnt sleep. Sometimes I feel like the only one in the whole class who has problems with learning. Runnings all right it gives me something to do but itll never be like swimming. That feels right to me. He bidged! Never have been. My mom and I are doing great, just me and her, and a part of me is glad my father left. Anyone? I have to go now. It was a special pleasure to see things eaten, to see things blackened and changed. This one is made of wood, but those sure aint 2x4s Im looking at. But what if I dont make it? By: Melany Morales, Florida, USA, Age 13 Description: A dramatic Hispanic girl complains about her ex-boyfriend to her new best friend. What, those are already getting outdated? It was a big, green frog! And her whole story waswhatever you get it. As she walked towards me her tears began to fade. You could call my life with your phone and it would say something like, youre on hold. Is it just me, or do you feel this way too? You have my word. [Gopher] Say, what's wrong, sonny? I know, but its not my fault. No need to write to us ahead of time. The only thing worse than yelling is silence. It was important, I remember. Hmm, says Bob, Ive been wanting to talk to you about that. Apparently, the true storythat I came out of a milk carton in the local supermarket when Alan unscrewed the lid, wasnt exciting enough, it didnt scream blockbuster. I went back to the bedroom and I shot him. Why cant we just move into the city? I fall asleep, and hey, whats-WHAT HAPPENED? And hes carrying his helmet too. It might sound weird, but when I feel excluded or unwelcomed by the people sitting around me, my brain kinda wants to distract me from how I feel, which is why its so hard for me to pay attention while doodling. Once upon a time, that is. My family has limited me to an hour on the computer a day, and thats definitely not okay. (pause) You heard that, right? You know what? By: Olivia S., Calgary, Alberta, Canada, Age 14 Gender:Female Genre:Dramatic Description: A beauty pageant contestant questions whether or not to continue competing. Samantha, oh my god, that man must be the most depressing person I have ever met. Ross also likes to do things like stuff mashed potatoes down your shirt at lunch. Gloomy Eeyore is not a fan of much, other than eating thistles, but his loyalty wins the hearts of his friends every time he loses his tail. At first it was blisters. I saw Georges horrified expression as I was falling. You were old. A little bit gross. Thursday, was St. Patricks Day, where drunk revelers take to the streets to celebrate. One day though, Im gonna fly. It was kinda embarrassing, (Imitates speaker voice) Jackie McCartney please come to the front office. We were in the middle of a math test! Valentines Day is still stupid. Moms are always right. Really ignore her. Ricky was the bees knees, even though he was a lil too old for us high school girls. I would regret that for the rest of my life if that ever happened. A shark, at least fifteen feet long, was staring at me the way a barn owl stares at a mouse. Oh no. No, Im very slim actually. I really thought I was dead but then I discovered my long-lost uncle! By: Austin Walker, Iowa, USA, Age 14 Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A teenager complains to a friend about household chores. I cant help but feel protective. Of course you do. Think. Thats the Greek word for hello, for your information. Its blank. So, he sent his brother Hades to marry me. Hey that rhymes! By: Lauren R., Texas, USA, Age 16 Description: A teen tells a friend about the worst day of her life. When I broke up with Ricky, he spit on my new Mary Janes and then I blurted out that I hated disco. The audition where all my dreams could finally become a reality. But its not a big deal. The white clock on the wall is mocking me. Its been hours and Im still lost. Oh, what did I do? Im honestly sick of monologues. If this were any other year, I would be inside those gates instead of sitting out there on the pavement. You cant live a life, if youre not willing to live it. Now, put your feet at right angles and spread them, bending your legs into a comfortable en garde position. Rabbit: Oh, waiting for somebodyto help you out of the river? (Spoiler Alert: she isnt very good at it.). So remember, vote for me for President. By: Kathryn McAllister, Age 12, Minnesota, USA Description: Olivia meets a girl who might just take her place as the dance captain, and she is not happy about it. Like Wow, youre like three feet tall. NO IM 5 FOOT ONE QUARTER, idiot. Second Place Winner! No! William Jones 15/05/1942. If you turned Andromeda to stone Athena would be furious. Eeyore: That's right. Wait. Losers like you only exist to make girls like me shine even more. It's raining out here too. There are also different uses of punctuation in these lines, ranging from dashes to periods and parentheses. Eeyore's monologue By Editor Posted on April 10, 2006 Friend! Its a girlfriends job to watch out for girls who want to steal him away. Ive let everyone down. But the little girl everyone used to laugh at, and praise is gone now. I hear his truck roll up, and the crunch of gravel under his feet. The stupidest thing Ive done? I could tell my mother was disappointed. Superpowers? What they dunnot tell ye is that my gold is buried deep below. Eeyore's Monologue - madelyn quigley madelyn quigley Eeyore's Monologue Dec 4, 2022 My family lovingly nicknamed me Eeyore by the time I was 4. I learned my lesson last week. It has vegetables and its good for me. Maybe if I tell you about all the things we did, and who we used to be together, youd remember. I know just the thing. Speaking of college, I am planning to get a perfect 1600 on my SATs which is why Im studying right now. Shes natural, and I respect that. It was because I was me. I wish I could. The second time I remember being hurt is when I was maybe 9 or so. We were all in it. You might want to get a snack. She put her hands on the ledge to pull herself up, but by that point my arms were done and when she pulled up, I fell down. But you know what? Its not like uh cheating at tetherball! (Speaking to camera.) Not black. Some versions also include "Unbouncing Tigger". 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